The Full History of the SMP

The Beginning

The server is created and everyone goes their seperate ways. The people on the server are: Nick (owner), Stella (admin), Aarav, Joseph, Isaiah, Ezra (Isaiah's younger brother IRL. in the canon story this isn't true.), Will, Carter, Manjot, and Owen. Owen hates Isaiah (canonically, and sorta IRL but thats not important), and Carter is ultimate PVP god and also gets full netherite in 24 hours so hes very powerful. Carter establishes a faction known as Grestin in a snow biome and claims the entire biome as the land. The faction consists of Carter, Nick, with partially Aarav who can't stop dying to piglins. Stella establishes Joe Land where she lives near Manjot. Meanwhile Isaiah (canonically a anthropomorphic blue enderman) gets Ezra and Will to create CyanBurg, a safe haven to be a peaceful faction for the members to grow and progress in the game. Carter was visited by Ronald as a kid and Ronald told Carter to eat his Big Macs. Also Chubunga said that Big Macs have a secret ingredient that makes people Chubungas. Aarav goes to the nether and dies to piglins, and hurting Nick in the process.

The Server wants to, um.... know the secret of the Chubungas and needs to find Joe to find Ronald MacDonald's lair that holds the secret of the Chubungas. Nick, Stella, Manjot, Carter, Isaiah, Ezra, Aarav, and Owen meet at spawn with Joe to find Ronald MacDonald. Owen attempts to assassinate Isaiah, and then flees after (canonically) failing to kill Isaiah. this incident stays in the back of Isaiah's mind going further, putting him in a slightly anxious mental state. the group then defeats and loots Ronald MacDonald.

CyanBurg declares independence officially on February 6th 2021.

The Moon Lord's Reign

The Server falls under Infinite night just DAYS later, and Isaiah panicks knowing that Creepers from the nearby Creeper Forest (a forest with tons of creeper holes and lots of creepers for some reason) will destroy parts of CyanBurg. The entire server excluding Owen, Joseph, and Will goes to investigate the cause of the infinite night. they find the Moon Lord and defeat him after solving puzzles to find him. after defeating him order is restored and everyone goes back to their daily lives.

Beating the Ender Dragon

The following day Nick, Aarav, Isaiah, Ezra, Stella, and Manjot go to kill the Ender Dragon and are successful. Nick takes all of the Elytras to make profit despite promising to Isaiah and Ezra that EVERYONE would go get elytras later. Aarav is rejected from Grestin and asks to join CyanBurg, but Isaiah tells Aarav that he needs to pay a single netherite ingot to join, because Aarav chose Grestin over CyanBurg. Nick does not take this well. Aarav is slightly against Isaiah due to this, and joins Joe Land. Stella starts Joe Stocks, a stock market determined by a random number generator.

The Grestin Arrests

Aarav poisons Carter because Carter being a furry, but then arrests Aarav and imprisons him for a short amount of time. Carter survives this encounter.

Nick takes elytras from the end dimension while telling Isaiah and Ezra that everyone will get them later. He then starts a business off of the elytras which angers Isaiah. Will decides to live in CyanBurg but also be a part of Joe Land, and is adopted by Stella. Will goes on to enter Grestin therefore trespassing. Will is found out by Nick who reports it to Carter. Carter and Nick then go to CyanBurg and grief it, because they think that a CyanBurg member has trespassed on their land into an ice village. Isaiah is ticked off by this, because no one has trespassed to his knowledge. Will knows he will be punished and hides away all of his items. While Isaiah, Ezra, Will, Aarav, and Nick are in Joe Land, Carter logs on and him and Nick take him into custody. Aarav keeps Isaiah from getting any closer to prevent Isaiah from killing Will, resulting in Will escaping and losing a canon life. Aarav and Isaiah have a brief argument in which Isaiah tells Aarav that he would be ok with Aarav living in CyanBurg. Will is imprisoned at Grestin for 24 hours and Isaiah heads back to CyanBurg to start construction on a apartment building in CyanBurg. Nick and Carter later arrive at CyanBurg and claim that they are "just visiting". Isaiah talks to Aarav about this, and Aarav later explains that he is siding with Grestin frequently, because he fears them and doesn't want to make enemies. Isaiah still does not trust Nick or Carter because of the alleged ice village trespassing, to which Isaiah and Ezra confirmed it wasn't them, they didn't even know the ice village existed. Will plans to invite his good friend Axel and his brother Eli to CyanBurg. Isaiah explores ideas of a deal with Grestin to make CyanBurg more safe.

Will invites his friend Axel and his brother Eli to the server and to live in CyanBurg. They both accept and become members of CyanBurg.

The XP War Begins...

It all started when Aarav M E T Joe back at the Ronald showdown. Joe and Aarav then fell in love and wanted to get married. Rumor has it that Aarav is pregnant with Joe's baby.

One day before the wedding. The XP God, long forgotten, was called upon by Isaiah, when Isaiah was running low on diamonds. The XP God came to Isaiah in the nether, and gave him lapis. Isaiah questioned the XP God, asking for a different type of diamond. The XP God broke the nearby nether portal, claiming that Isaiah had DARED to question his indefinite state of power. Isaiah called for Joe, and Joe came, and told the XP God to knock it off. The XP God then told Joe that no one worshiped him anymore, and that it was Joe's fault for helping the mortals. Joe and the XP God were standing on one single block, and the XP God broke it, killing both of them, each lost one canon life.

Aarav and Joe get married on the 21st of February 2021. But things didn't happen as expected. The wedding was the largest event on the server to date. Aarav and Joe were on the stage with Isaiah - the pastor - and the audience consisted of Nick, Carter, Ezra, Stella, Manjot, Will, and Eli. Eli was banished to watch from the outside, because he kept jumping on the stage. Isaiah began the whole speech, and Joe and Aarav were officially married. seconds later, the ceiling collapsed, and tnt and lava fell from the sky, killing EVERYONE as Eli watched in horror. Joe, who was accidentally killed in the Ronald event, and killed by the XP God once, was killed for the final time, and Killed, for the final time. Isaiah, who's mental state was slightly improving since he was almost killed by Owen, was enraged. Him and Nick called everyone to Spawn Island to regroup and grab their best gear. Isaiah gives Aarav a grass block, associated with himself, as a token to call him to Aarav's side once whenever. Stella officially took over Joe Land. Aarav was intensely mad, almost killing Will and lashing out. Nick, Carter, Isaiah, Ezra, Stella, Manjot, and Will, all travelled back to the church to confront the XP God. When they got there, Aarav broke, and climbed to the the top of the lavafalls and cobblestone, ready to jump down and end it all. Isaiah spat out insults at the XP God, vowing to take down the XP God, no matter what it took, and have Aarav deliver the final blow. He then tried to cool the lava with water, and so did many others. He found Aarav, who was about to jump. While Isaiah convinced Aarav there was still reason to live, Will and Ezra tried to kill the XP God, but it was no use. then the XP God summoned lava in the sky to fall on everyone, And Isaiah stood under the lava, promising that the XP God would die a painful death, and left with Aarav, Ezra, and Will back to CyanBurg. Everyone else returned to their homes, and Stella burned the Joe Land flag, because the country needed to start anew. Aarav gathered everything from his house and came to live in CyanBurg. Others started plans for Joe's funeral, and a memorial. Isaiah's mental state gets worse. everyone will fight the XP God one day soon again.

The Retribution Conflict

A Grestin embassy was greifed and destroyed by an at the time unknown individual. Nick and Carter opened investigations in CyanBurg and constructed a TNT canon as a warning that if the war criminal failed to confess the town would be reduced to rubble. Isaiah, trying to save the town, managed to convince Grestin to imprison the criminal without threatening the rest of the country. But many of the citizens did not feel safe living in CyanBurg, and just like that, Isaiah officially disbanded Cyanburg. Him and Aarav went to live 1000s of blocks away in a new modern house, near nick's skybase. Ezra remained in CyanBurg managing to keep Grestin from sending the CyanBurg estate to kingdom come. The criminal was identified as Will, and life went on. But that wasn't it. Another terrorist attack, this time on Manjot's base, reduced Manjot's base to dust, and prompted Carter to launch the TNT canons on CyanBurg, as they thought that Ezra had committed the crime despite there being little to no evidence, and Ezra not having the means, motive, or opportunity - the three main indicators of suspicion. Isaiah, who watched the destruction, left in fury back to the far away land. Nick rewinded the realm to undo his actions, but the damage was done. Isaiah then decided to annoy the living shit out of Nick, and telling him of plans to create a new faction for the younger members of the server, who Nick despised. Nick decided to move to a undisclosed location, and blow the far away lands sky high, prompting Isaiah to move out in search for a new land to retire. But he wouldn't be bringing Aarav with him. When CyanBurg was being destroyed, Aarav gleefully watched all of Isaiah's work, be reduced to atoms. And Isaiah could not deal with him any more. In search of new land, he called upon the XP God, for XP and for any chance of restarting. The XP God granted Isaiah 64 blocks of netherite and 1000 xp levels. but not without selling his soul to the XP God, meaning that he would not feel emotion and would do the XP God's bidding. With no allies, except possibly Ezra, Isaiah accepted, becoming the third most powerful member on the server.

The Confession crusade

With this newfound power, Isaiah founded the Hilltop Commune, an organization that consists of Isaiah and Ezra. the main goal is to become an independent entity and then establish themselves as a faction, and watch the world burn, aiding whichever side they want. They then started plans to start the United Nations. Isaiah and Ezra decided to join Grestins efforts to get the war criminal to confess. Isaiah, Ezra, Aarav, and Nick trapped Will and took his items. Will kept denying that it was him, but at that point everyone agreed it was him, and thus, the conflict ended.

The Magma God's death

There are several buildings attempting to locate any power signals that indicate a god-like player, in order to find the XP God. Nick, Carter, Stella, Aarav, Isaiah, Ezra, and Will all flew towards the signal and defeated the magma god, only to find that they had not found the XP God, and to return home. Will was injured so badly that Nick forced him to never take part in another battle against a god-like entity, because Will had been injured so bad and Stella didn't want to lose her adopted son.

So some people try to start / stage a war or smth and other people are mad and it doesn't work whatever fuck.

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